Here's a quick rant.

Modern Television is shit. Absolutely appalling dogshit. Feed us crap. Go ahead. Lowest common denominator, braindead rubbish designed to reel in viewers. Here we have "reality" television, where people are stuck together with irritating personalities, designed entirely to clash and row. There's no point, just to create disharmony. Watch as fat people are laughed at and starved! Watch as teenagers are made to sleep in tents in the middle of noweher as they are 'unruly'! Grimace as some hopeless starfucker warbles out of tune some piece of shit song thinking eh gets famous, whilst some pigbrained fuckhead (yes, Simon Cowell, you shit), smugly cacakles and looks down on the rest of the world... though we all know that if he ever 'sang'; it would sound like Shane McGowan gargling tar surrounded by tone-deaf seals.

The vast majority of what constitutes for 'entertainment' is bullshit. It doesn't entertain, it doesn't inform, it insults. It wastes time. Producers throw millions at rubbish bollocks like "Blade Vs Hellboy" whilst there's millions of great movies that go unmade, or unwatched. Culture is dumb. When you get to the end of your life, you look at what you've done, and if your greatest achievement is "Eric Goes To Camp", you're a cretinous, vaccuous cunt who's a waste of oxygen.

Hell. I didn't even mention the fucking crap Ford Focus advert taking the piss out of Fashion Designers. As if we didn't know Fashion Designers are empty brain-dead twats with no idea of anything that's actually important. Hell. Get me on "Pop Idol" as a judge. I'll make it worth your while.


- posted by Mark @ 11:39 pm