How now Brown Cow?

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And I remember an advert we saw a month ago on the way to the Airport before we went to see Ellen's relatives. "In the eye of the storm, I am still Jennifer Lopez", it said. What was it? J-Lo self improvement classes? "How To Lose Husbands and Influence Scorn"? Who are these people, these cretinous, useless cunts who dare to order that, should they walk past us in the corridor of whichever TV show they are on, that we cannot even look at them? (As if we would bloody want to). Divas, I hate the lot of them : no better than us, most of them jumped up and prone to the God of auto-tune, unable to write a song, or mean anything. The most sincere sing a diva would write would be "give give give me more more more".

What the hell do you, J-Lo, know about the eye of the storm? At best, you are a mediocre actress with a stillborn pop career and delusions at grandeur. At worst you an insufferably egotistic, talentless waste of the earth's resources. Apparently the tagline refers to her immaculate poise in the face of media harassment. Really? The same person who demands that no-one even look at her when she walks down the corridor at Top Of The Pops.

This link has a fab quote..."It means no matter what happens, I am 'still' myself. I am 'Still' Jennifer Lopez. But it also means that the game's not over yet. I am 'still' growing and 'still' working to do the best I can".

No, dear, you're still just Jenny from the block. The Lord Of The Blings.

*And I have no guilt about stealing/linking bandwidth from a commercial site advertising he rnew festering odor. All publicity is good, yeah?

- posted by Mark @ 1:16 pm