Wednesday, July 11, 2007
c’mon everyone do the bartman
If Bart Simpson was real…. Did you know he’s be thirty now? Based on the fact that he was 9 when The Simpsons started in 1987 – the year “Always On My Mind” was Christmas Number #1 and The Smiths split – he’d be around thirty now. That means Bart Simpson would have gone through school, high school, would’ve lost his virginity. Bart Simpsons would’ve gone to University – if that was what he wanted. He would’ve probably got a ‘proper’ job, even a career. Barthelemow Simpson may indeed now have got married or had children. Bart, the father.
That’s a frightening thought. Don’t have a cow, man.