(Planet Me)
Saturday, August 04, 2007
The Riches

People are so thoughtful. I never realised I had so many relatives. Almost every other day, I discover I'm the trusted only surviving relative of a property magnate or a investment milliaonire or a recently deceased dictator. For some reason, these dictators and magnates always spoke highly of me as a trusted associate and I am possibly related to them. Again.

One thing is for sure : never become rich and never die without a will, as you'll die early and a 15% handling fee of all the fruits of your work will go to some Brit you barely know. And all I had to do was give them my bank details. I'm so fed up of them giving me all their money, I don't know what to do with it. Any ideas?

I was feeling so good for giving my partner Lisa 'Stomach Ache' last christmas. Funnily enough, she had also came across giant microbes, and had also treated me to 'Stomach Ache'.

Luckilly though, I had gone better, and had, along with afore-mentioned 'stomach ache' got her a good old fashinoed 'sore throat'.

Teddybugs are like busses I suppose
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